3. could be worse could be raining

[rickitikitarr]

[Audio]

These things, they're coming through holes in the fabric of... well, space itself. Is there any way to close them?

[Is the technical explanation that Ricki stumbles for. It's only a seventies scifi explanation of a phenomenon he barely understands, but it's what he's got right now.]

It means that until they stop opening, any of the normal tactics- a perimeter, a systematic sweep- are totally useless. They can crawl right in behind us. Normally I'd suggest gathering everyone in the mess and working our way out, but if a tear opens up in the back, it has the potential to turn into a slaughter. We actually may be best keeping the vulnerable on their own, in their rooms, while everyone who can tries to clear down the halls.

[Then, silence, and finally two quick gun shots. The feed remains dead a little bit, as he gets his adrenaline down. His voice is still low, very level, when he can continue.]

But that means people may be trapped without food. It might be worthwhile to get volunteers to make runs for their neighbours. It'd be better to work in pairs to accomplish that.

Anyone game? [And, belatedly.] Anyone trapped?

[He'd do a better job of organizing this if it weren't on the fly. But as it is, he can hear something approaching. Heavy footsteps that may only just be captured by the feed. Then there is the sound that some residents will recognize as a gun being reloaded, before the feed cuts off.]

[Spam]

[Ammunition is scarce, but Ricki makes the most of what he has, hoarding it closely as he makes his perilous way through the halls of the ship, sometimes hunting, occasionally being hunted. The gun helps against the felhunters, and he isn't shy of shooting the succubi either, but on more than one memorable occasion he gets into it with a golem and ends up having to run for it, god damn it.

He'll help and need help, both in reasonably equal measure.]

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[formerself]

[Eggsy - just barely in a crouch to look at Ricki's neck - stiffens in place and glances down the hall. He can hear...a woman, giggling?

Then what sounds like the crack of a whip. Whatever pause he might have given something that sounds human, he's getting over fast.]

Pass us your lighter.

[rickitikitarr]

[He digs into his pocket with blood-slick fingers, and hands it over. It's the old, metal kind- will be a struggle to light, now that he's bled all over it. He's looking down the hall with trepidation, while trying very hard not to turn his head, as whatever that is comes creeping out of the shadows.

'Don't fuck around, kill it with fire' goes unsaid, as he presses the lighter tight into Eggsy's fingers.]

[formerself]

[Eggsy takes it and gives it a perfunctory wipe on his jeans.]

Cheers.

[The succubus - looking like something he'd see tattooed on one of his stepdad's mates - appears at the other end of the hall. Taking long skipping strides toward them, still laughing, wings spreading at her back. She's fucking gorgeous and there's a brief wobble in his head that he can't quite tell is her influence on him: she won't hurt him, could never hurt him, if he just stops a second -

But he's never been able to stop.

He gets the lighter lit after a couple of flicks, scorches the wick on the Molotov and throws. What happens next is instantaneous: the crack of a whip in the air, smashing the bottle, and then Eggsy skittering back away from a fine mist of igniting vodka.]

Shit-!

[He smacks into the wall alongside Ricki. There's more giggling and a slow, teasing advance.]

[rickitikitarr]

Of course they're fucking flame retardant-

[Is what Ricki wastes his precious breath on, because he has more ire than good sense these days.

He's desperately trying to conserve bullets, and anyways, the aim on his gun is a little too unsteady for close quarters like this, there's too much of a chance he could take Eggsy out in the crossfire.

Instead, he pulls the taser, braces his arm up on his knees, and tracks it on her, waiting for a clear shot.]

[formerself]

[She's not giving him one, her gait floaty and uneven. Eggsy narrows his eyes.]

Hold on a sec--

[He picks himself up and staggers back onto the offensive. She brings down the whip again; he lets it coil around his forearm and yanks it, pulling the whip taut and holding her still for just a second.]

Now!

[rickitikitarr]

[He shoots. She may be able to float through fire, but the electricity that the little projectile and attendant wires shoot through her drops her to the ground in a spasm. Even Ricki is feeling the allure a little bit, she's so close, but watching her head knock about on the barge floor like a fish snaps him out of it.]

Clear. Quick-

[Because who knows how long that'll last.]

[formerself]

On it!

[He runs a few steps, jumps to one side, kicks off the wall to give himself some more force and brings his knee down into the back of her neck with his whole weight behind it. The crack of her spine is sick and brutal.]

[rickitikitarr]

Darling, whatever they're paying you, it isn't enough.

[Ricki's head falls back against the wall and he lets out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding.]

[formerself]

[Eggsy just laughs and sits down heavily next to Ricki. After a second to catch breath, he pulls a cloth out of a remaining Molotov and takes a pull.

Then offers it across.]

Here. It's shit.

[rickitikitarr]

[He reaches out and borrows it for a swig, finally through the pain enough to sit up, decide that no, his throat really hasn't been torn out. He can keep going. The liquor helps.]

Good to keep going? We have to sweep up all these things before the portals can be closed.

[formerself]

[He pulls in a breath. It makes everything hurt, and he finds he's okay with that. Pain means he hasn't fucking died recently.]

Yeah, mate, I'm good. Let's go an' kill something.