I never fuck with new inmates, my darling. You 'ave to be 'ere a few months for that.

[She smiles, but it's not a gotcha smile. It's the smile of someone breaking reluctant bad news.]

Some folks arrive 'ere already acquainted with multiple sentient species or interdimensional travel; I'm sorry you 'aven't, it does make the culture shock a much bigger shock to the system. Don't fret. We just come back off a dodgy port, so you'll 'ave a few weeks to wrap your 'ead around the baseline weirdness before you get walloped with any more weirdness. And I will 'elp all I can - if you believe nowt else I'm saying, sweetheart, believe that.